AISubs v3.7
Ready, set, go!
Man, it's been a while since I last told you my city name!
Here I go!
Set, go!
Man, it's been a while since I last told you my city name!
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it, but...
I have a lot of things I don't like!
Wow, it's tight on both sides!
Actually, I should have brought a drum can.
The reason why the drum can didn't work was...
because the mouth of the drum can was too tight and I couldn't open it.
So you bought a normal drum can?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard you can get it from a gas station.
Oh, you can get it?
I asked if I could use a can key and...
my grandpa and grandma gave me a big applause.
I'm sure they left it for you at the end of the shoot.
That was close!
This is what future people will be like.
I'm a future person.
You're a future person!
I'm a future person!
You're late for your typing!
Thank you for your hard work.
You're funny!
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm afraid to say this, but please forget what just happened.
Once again!
Yes, it's like Heisei era now, so it's a movie with proper sound, but...
There's no sound right now, so have you forgotten everything you've just seen?
You're watching, aren't you? If you have a lot of eyes, please close your eyes!
That's about it. This time, only sound will come out.
It's not always the case that these two people's feelings don't come together, but...
I'll fix it for you.
That's right. You want to laugh with your nose, don't you?
Yes, so I won't get angry.
Oh, I'm sleepy.
(laughs)
Chinchin?
I hate you, Chinchin.
It wasn't Tetsu's fault, was it?
Why is the butter wet?
It wasn't Tetsu's fault, was it?
It was wet, wasn't it?
Wow, it's safe
It's 100% safe
I can see the suffering of the cameraman
Is this a serious crime?
I don't know about this
Is this okay?
If you do something like this in school, please don't do it
I don't think it's a good idea, but let's start the washlet in this state
Here comes the washlet
Wow, it's melting
You're a genius
Oh, no! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Wow!
There's water in your panties!
- What should we do? - Wow, it's all over the place.
- The bottom... - The bottom is all over the place.
- It's all over the place.
- I told you it was this way! - I told you it was this way!
- Huh? It's all over the place? - Really?
- What about the top? - From the top...
- Poop!
- Sorry, it's poop. - It's poop!
- You're not human! Poop in your room...
- It's poop... - There should be a camera somewhere!
- There is!
- What? What?
- But all of the weird things you said earlier were orders from Zera-kun.
- Like shouting out loud.
- Couldn't you make a beatbox?
- Was it hard? - Oh, is that what you mean by tight pants?
- It's important!
- Also, only your arms were weird. - Yeah.
- You don't have arms. - You don't have arms.
- I thought you'd rip it apart.
- The inside...
- Anyway, you're the weirdest person I've ever met.
- You're the worst person I've ever met. - That's amazing.
- I'm going back in time.
- You didn't need it, did you?
- Pee... Did you say "pee"? - Where?
- Did you say "pee" somewhere?
- It was late at night.
Thank you for watching my video!